Wednesday, April 18, 2007

google omniscience

Just checked my gmail account and noticed that the sidebar provided me with a disturbingly accurate collection of advertisements:

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While I'm perfectly aware that sponsored links are calibrated to my email content...Jesus Christ. Google knows me better than I know myself.

p.s. pretty excited about all of the google hits I'm going to score for using "jesus christ"

8 comments:

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elmrockcity said...

It's been a rough week for us.

Lindsay said...

...too soon?

Mulatto Jesus said...

Tell me about it! (Referring to the last part)

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