Ten minutes ago on the way from section to the libs, my friend Gabe and I stopped in Durfee's Convenience Shoppe to pick up some snacks (gummy worms, diet coke, vitamin water, gum). We also left with:
Durfee's Employee #1: So that boy came in again and complained.
Durfee's Employee #2: Asking for what now?
#1: He was all complaining that we don't stock magnums. Said he's been having to use plastic bags.