“I don’t like human beings,” he said, only half in jest. “I’m bothered by real and perceived slights, and I hold grudges for billions of years.”
Over their first summer break he sent her newsletters and mix tapes. But she didn’t get the message.
He gave her the silent treatment, for the next four years.
Mr. Mandel’s response was to write “a ‘Seinfeld’ episode about her,” he said. “It’s the modern equivalent of a Shakespeare sonnet.” He explained that in the episode, called “Bizarro Jerry,” Jerry Seinfeld dates a woman with “man hands.”
Essentially this man is me, give or take a few hundred pounds. Which means there is hope for erc yet...